Plot Twist

I’ve gone on record that I love a surprise. This time? I surprised myself!

Picture this: I'm casually going about my business, immersed in a thorough excavation of my Google Docs' cryptic archives. My mission? To unearth that golden nugget that perfectly complements "The Next Book."

But hold on, to what do my wandering fingers appear? None other than a long-forgotten document, lovingly referred to as "A BOOK."

Of course, being a world-class champion of both delightful surprises and the art of procrastination, I simply couldn't resist the urge to unleash this buried treasure into the world.

Introducing, in all its illustrious and unplanned glory:

​Things That I’ve Said but Probably Shouldn’t Have​

Think of this as "Book 1.5" – a short little ditty that includes a selection of my salty and sarcastic quotable quotes, complete with cool art and photographs from some of my favorite sources.

I hope this literary nugget will keep you entertained while I'm down in the writing bunker, summoning "The Next Book" into existence.

​Best of all? It’s an e-book, and it’s only 7 BUCKS!​

I ask you, “What’s not to love here?”

​Head on over and download this puppy​!

You’re welcome.

P.S. Who knows, perhaps you've got a digital relic languishing in the forgotten realms of your Google Drive, too. If that's the case, why not hit me up? Let's chat about it, and together, we'll turn that hidden gem into a dazzling reality! ​Book a Discovery Call,​ and let's uncover the untapped possibilities! You deserve some surprises, too!