Books
Fuckery (and Then Some)
Fuckery: The Life and Times of a Legend
(In Her Own Mind)
A Memoir in Essays. A Middle Finger to Perfection. A Love Letter to Family.
Some families pass down fine china or antique heirlooms. Mine passed down sarcasm, sass, and a PhD in making the best out of beautiful chaos.
Fuckery: The Life and Times of a Legend (In Her Own Mind) is my debut self-published book — a humorous memoir in essays that celebrates the long-standing family motto:
Put the fun in dysfunctional.
Told with equal parts heart and hilarity, this collection is for anyone who’s ever looked around the dinner table and thought, “How are we all related — and why does this somehow work?”
What You’ll Find Inside
- Stories of growing up, showing up, screwing up, and laughing through it
- One-liners sharp enough to leave a mark (and maybe offend your mother-in-law)
- The heartache and hilarity of motherhood, womanhood, and reclaiming your voice
- A few well-earned tears served alongside the belly laughs
This isn’t a redemption arc. It’s a reminder that you’re allowed to be loud, complicated, opinionated, and deeply loving — all at once.
I laughed out loud and then cried on the same page. This book feels like a late-night phone call with your best friend who tells it like it is.
A memoir that makes dysfunction feel like a badge of honor. I felt seen, understood, and wildly entertained.
Buy two. You’ll want one to keep and one to throw at someone who needs to loosen up.
What’s Next: More Fuckery (and Then Some)
The first book was only the beginning. Here’s what’s in the works:
The Holiday Sequel
Think Holidays on Ice by David Sedaris — but with thicker Boston accents, passive-aggressive pies, and a mom mafia that knows how to command a Christmas pageant. This book is a deep dive into seasonal dysfunction, where family drama gets wrapped in tinsel and served with gravy.
A Book on Grief
This one’s taking its sweet, necessary time — because grief doesn’t move on a schedule. It’s raw, reflective, and harder to write. If you want a first look, I occasionally share sneak peeks on Substack when the words are ready.
While You Wait for Book #2
Can’t wait for the next big one? Neither can I.
In the meantime, here’s a little something to hold you over:
📖 Things That I Said But Probably Shouldn’t Have (Book 1.5)
This snappy little e-book is packed with the sharpest, saltiest, and most side-eye-worthy things I’ve said out loud (and a few I probably whispered behind closed doors). Think of it as the bonus tracks—too juicy to leave on the cutting room floor.
💌 The Salty Cards
A curated set of greeting cards, all pulled from the juiciest lines in Things That I Said But Probably Shouldn’t Have. Sold in packets of 5, so you don’t have to choose. Perfect for your sassy BFF, or frame them for yourself so you’ll always have a chuckle nearby. Snark meets stationery—what’s not to love?